All Is Fair In L O V E & War W o n d e r l a n d
homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

(Source: 997, via bobbymoynihans)

shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*

(Source: manicgay, via slap-me-with-raw-bacon)

july-17th:

changlinqs:

redwoodnymph:

shaitea:

rechained:

awkwarddly:

aqcuired:

wow..

oh wow

oh my god

Fuck

Oh

this is beautiful.

highest of all compliments omg

july-17th:

changlinqs:

redwoodnymph:

shaitea:

rechained:

awkwarddly:

aqcuired:

wow..

oh wow

oh my god

Fuck

Oh

this is beautiful.

highest of all compliments omg

(via whoreeemones)

nickelbackthatassup:

damn this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an hour until I hate it

(via twerkin-hard-or-hardly-twerkin)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: viralvdio, via slap-me-with-raw-bacon)

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

(via urprobablyacunt)

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

(via juilan)

My mom taught me something about relationships when I was growing up. She told me to never be the one to love the other person more. I always thought that was odd. That was until I saw how my mom loved my dad more and let him leave bruises on her skin. That was until I found my best friend drunk, bleeding on her bathroom floor, because the boy she loved more broke her heart and left. That’s why when I start to fall I catch myself. I don’t want to be the one to love more because I’ve seen what that does to people. Oh, but god do I love you more.
(via wastedoff-yourlove)

(Source: wastedoff-yourlove, via girlwiththeballoon)

Dont let stupid things ruin your H a p p i n e s s